“Quit playing games with my heart.”
-Me, after every scene ends in Game of Thrones
my name is matt hopper, and i like kitties and lord of the rings. it's basically everything you'd need to know.
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Call me a hater, but I’m pretty sure whoever decided graduation caps and gowns should look the way they do was joking. He was probably all, “we should make them where something that looks like a baggier, uncomfortable robe and a swim cap that has a random flat surface on top lol,” and then everyone was like “you’re right!” and he was too afraid to tell them he was kidding. Then someone said, “let’s put a dangling mass of yarn on the swim cap so they can play with it when they get bored!” and everyone was like “…yeah, man…we should do that..”
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Drum & Bass remix are so genius. You take a song, add some fast, repetitive synthetic drums and every song instantly becomes danceable.
Also, pro paper-writing music.
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1) Addicted to random dance music playlists from strangers in Sweden.
2) Can’t hardly tell night from day anymore.
3) I’m kind of alarmed because this weekend I saw that the weather forecast for the day I graduate exists. It’s apparently going to rain. This shit’s real.
4) Took a final today. I legitimately guessed on 25 out of 100 questions. YOLOUYJTYLALT*
5) I met with a professor today, and when she was late she said “sorry, I was meeting with another student. I felt bad for them, they weren’t nearly as happy as you look.” I guess there are a lot of reasons to be happy. It was just weird feeling because no one ever says I look happy. Ask my family, I’m stone-faced.
6) For my Japanese capstone project I’ve been translating Japanese lyrics, and one song had a little bit that I thought really applies to where I am in life. I was gonna get all Bridesmaids up in here and post the actual Japanese, but instead I’ll give a crude translation: “The number of people I can truly say it was good to have met are increasing little-by-little.” Because little-by-little is infinitely better than not at all.
7) Diablo 3 is one week away. If I could bring my 12-year-old self to this moment in time, he would shit bricks. Maybe bring my 14-year-old self, since he was the one who played Diablo 2 for two years nonstop.
*You only live once unless you’re Jesus then you live at least twice.
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NO BUT REALLY BEST WEEKEND EVER ADELE FOUND THE RIGHT MAN FOR HER.
This is what I do at 10 pm on Saturday nights.
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I just realized how less stressful my childhood would’ve been if Wikipedia was around when Unsolved Mysteries was big. I remember one episode was about a house that was haunted DURING THE DAY and I was terrified to be home alone after school because it seemed probable that a ghost would haunt me and slam screen doors over and over. And if a ghost can haunt your house during the day, I mean, what can you really do besides hide in a corner and wait until your mom comes home. The worst part was not knowing if the day-roaming ghosts were real, because being on Unsolved Mysteries meant no one knew the answer. With Wikipedia I would have been able to figure out if ghosts were capable of haunting a house during the day, and then I would have gotten distracted by clicking links about mountains in Africa for six hours. BAM, mystery solved.
But really, I watched this show way more than I should have been allowed to. All it ever did was freak me out, but I made myself watch it all the time, hoping that one day I would magically stop being scared. It never really worked. I still can’t watch things about aliens or supernatural monsters when I’m alone and it’s 4 in the morning because then I’m like, “sleep isn’t important anymore, I’ll just stay awake with the light on until the sun comes up, then I’ll go get McDonald’s breakfast. Aliens can’t get me when my light is on.”
#youcantscareaguywhohasencyclopedias
#knowledgeispower
#evenifmyencyclopediasarefullofwronginformation
#ghostsprobablyhadtouseWikipediatofindoutwhetherornottheycanhauntahouseduringthedaytimetoo
#andiftheydidlookituptheywouldhaveseentheyarentabletohauntduringthedaybecauseIprobablyeditedthearticle
#ghostsdontknowifWikipediaiswrong
#getonmylevel
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Okay, so I know this isn’t a real complaint, but I’m taking two courses pass/fail this semester and I’m getting good grades in both of them. I have actually been trying to under-perform so I don’t get as stressed out, but instead I’m making grades that I would have “AAAAAAAAAA!“‘d my ass off for freshman year. Because a lot of times you can purchase your grades by doing inappropriately timed wildcats, and that’s good because freshman year at A&M all they teach you to do is your wildcat and that your dreams are over because engineering is really boring.
The real problem with this situation is that I was a chicken at the beginning of the semester and signed up for pass/fail, and now that I’m on track to getting A’s I can’t switch back and conveniently boost my GPA. Is that a real thing to complain about? No?
Fine, I’m gonna end this post with something I’m thankful for. Which is toast. Thank Jesus for toast.
Toast is so good. In fact, it’s so good, maybe we shouldn’t be thanking Jesus for it, we should be thanking Satan. I say this because apparently it’s not good to eat half a loaf of bread as your meal. BREAD MAKES YOU FAT!? And who would make bread as tasty as it is if you weren’t supposed to have entire meals centered around it.
Satan just wants us to get fat. He was also nicer to toast because he gave toast a nose. He was also honest with toast and told it that shaving what little hair it had and replacing it with something to distract from the baldness (horns) would work a whole lot better than sporting the Tommy Pickles hairdo.
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